This is the end, if you want it.

Today I learned some fun facts about my BFF, Relient K frontman Matthew Thiessen...

#1. He's helped make at least four songs off the new Jack's Mannequin record.

#2. He dated Katy Perry. (She kissed a girl, maybe he minded it.)

#3. His engagement broke off earlier this year (Maybe his fiancee minded it too.)

#4. He name-drops John Mayer, Vedera, Natasha Bedingfield, and Lights.

#5. He just started his first full-length solo record.

While I'm becoming more and more dubious about his character each day, I've at least got some sick new music to look forward to.